bestpal:

smoking we’d

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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couldbeteenspirit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

i don’t see why mom would need a fleshlight but

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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